Chores
*In response to a video on Yahoo news that claimed that women’s list of chores gets longer after they get married*
Me: We’re never getting married.
Jake: I don’t understand.
Me: Well if the list gets longer, we’re living in sin forever.
Jake: I don’t see what else there is to do…
Me: Exactly. My list can’t get longer!
Jake: You could mow the lawn I guess.
Me: *glare* I hope you weren’t planning on proposing anytime soon. Because I’m saying no.
Jake: I could have the ring attached the the mower key.





Kels said,
April 8, 2008 @ 1:00 am
lol Ya’ll are too funny!
mom said,
April 8, 2008 @ 5:35 am
did ya check the mower?!!!!!!!
Kate said,
April 8, 2008 @ 5:54 am
*rolls eyes at Mom* There is no engagement ring on the mower Mom.
mom said,
April 8, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
can’t blame a girl for trying!!!!!
Monica said,
April 8, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
absolutely HYSTERICAL!!! gotta love the one liners!
Erin said,
April 8, 2008 @ 11:30 pm
LOL!!