Since we’ve moved, Merlin and I have developed a nightly routine. Or, I suppose I should say that I have developed a nightly routine. I go in to the bedroom about 45 minutes before I plan to go to sleep and I fold the covers over and put my body pillow up so it covers half the bed. This leaves Merlin a spot, and covers up my spot so he won’t take it.
Or at least that’s the plan…

The conversation went as follows: **
“Oh… do you want to sleep in the bed tonight too?” asked Merlin.
“Scoot the h*ll over,” said I.
“Grrrrrrrrr,” grumbled Merlin.
“You don’t scare me. Move it,” says me.
“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,” he added impressively.
“Move it or you’re not allowed to sleep here tonight,” threaten I.
“Fiiiiiine,” says Merlin.
Some nights he truly seems to think that he needs much more room than half the queen sized bed. Prior to moving, Merlin was never allowed to sleep in bed with me. It was a rule from when he was a puppy that I enforced pretty strictly. Since the move though, it’s been nice to know he’s right next to me; if I hear a noise in the night I know that he’s right there ready to lay the smack down on any potential intruders (or ghosts or boogie men). After sleeping alone in the house, I decided that it was worth the slight hassle and the occasional “argument” with him regarding who is sleeping on which side. He gives me a great deal of peace of mind. He’s also one heck of a foot warmer.
**I may be taking some liberty with Merlin’s quotes. They’re 80% accurate.